I am just going to go ahead and save my husband the trouble of setting up a blog and recruiting followers - I totally whipped out a Neal-ism on Saturday.
Setting: Allyson and Neal finishing off the yard work and admiring their collective art (also known as neatly mowed and weed-eated grass)
Allyson: So, how much does one of those...lawn straighteners cost?
Neal: (silence). Lawn straightener? (hysterical laughter)
Allyson: uh..what's it called?
Neal: (between air-gasping laughter) a lawn edger.
Allyson: Right (while just walking away).
Well, sometimes this much perfection comes with a price.