I have to share this because it made me laugh so hard, I almost peed the bed. Neal was talking about how he had read that Pulmonary Embolisms are "heretic". Heretic? I thought for a second. What is heretic? "GENETIC", you mean? "Well, whatever. You know what it is when it's in your family." "Hereditary?" "YES!", he says... And now we have heretic.
Genetic + hereditary = heretic. Neal has been reading the Kindle for 2 days and has now started inventing words. How creative he could be had he started reading before the age of 41.